Benson

When you are about to fire someone if they don't do something to help or for you.

Person 1: "I don't want to do that!"

Person 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I WILL BENSON YOU"

Person 1: "What the hell does that mean"

Person 2: "DO IT OR YOUR FIRED!!"

Person 1: "Kys nigga"

by bensontheparkmanager July 18, 2025

Bensoned

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.

(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')

by mastermind100 August 20, 2013

Hot Benson

The sexual act of when the male pours boiling coffee on his dick, then thumping a rather spacious anus.

Dude, I did a Hot Benson to my girl last night, it was awesome.

by BoobSucker125 February 29, 2024

benson

tall and very smart and likes to play basketball and tennis. manjot loves him

who should i cheat on the test with emily ? benson!

by femmmmmz November 14, 2018

Hey Benson

Hey Benson is a tagline from the popular show Regular Show.

The sentence "Hey Benson" comes from a DANK moment in the series POGGG! PAWG! xD, LMAO!! ROFL!

User 1: BROOOOOO!
User 2: Sigma on the wall
User 3: Hey Benson *BRUH*

by TheDanishSlangFreak August 25, 2025

Benson

Heterosexual

Opposite of Fag! Infact a Benson can make any girl cum by one like of his tongue.

by anonymous May 6, 2025

Freddie Benson

Freddie Benson is an technical producer of iCarly. He worked at Pear Store and had crush on Carly Shay. He also dated her and Sam Puckett.

Y'know, Carly, being Freddie Benson, I think miss Briggs and Mr. Howard are doing a great job as our new co-principals.

by sundei April 21, 2021