Swamp Leech

An adult person that offers no financial help to the household nor does any of the house work. A complete parasite that hurls insults at the host and make demands of the host. If the host begins to remove the parasite from his/her life the parasite will lie to everyone including the police until the host is charged with some bogus charge and other people attack the host for removing the parasitic piece of shit from his/her life.

Melissa is a total swamp leech so I am breaking up with her.

by NoMoreLeeches January 10, 2020

Tax Leech

Someone who relies on public funds or taxpayers money in order to survive without making any kind of effort to fend for themselves. These could be convicted prisoners who are having their lives funded by taxpayers or could be people who are wrongly on benefits. It could also be people who are working in the public sector who are not doing their job properly. This is not to be confused with people who deserve benefits or people who are fairly earning taxpayers money who are working in the public sector.

Person 1: Did you hear how Marcus isn't getting a job and is living on benefits?
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!

by LordJenal April 5, 2022

shaft leech

A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.

After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"

by thecaptain1977 January 2, 2015

Frenchie Leech

An english man that follows you around, kind of like he is on your leech

Person 1: Why is jack following us around like a weird cunt?
Person 2: Jack piss off! You're acting like a real Frenchie leech now now!

by RoccoIsGay August 29, 2021

leech mode

Sucking on boobs until they turn black and blue, like a leech would do

"I went so leech mode on her last night"

by spankme121 January 18, 2017

like leech

A person who unceremoniously posts their content under a post that has the highest number of likes or most up-votes simply to gain undeserved attention or notoriety.

Oh, look, another like leech. Let's click on their link and be best friends forever.

by fredrick the penguin August 8, 2014

Spiritual Leech

A person whose self-esteem is so low, that they suck the self self worth out of you and leave you more miserable then they are. In part because the only way they can feel good about themselves is causing others pain.

She was the worst thing that happened to me. A spiritual leech that left me depressed and apathetic.

by Bperkthedon June 10, 2018