midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

The nanango tango

Shitting in your hand and having a wank while operating heavy machinery.

"Man you think your a crook cunt i saw kev out on the mud farm giving himself the nanango tango the other day"

by The weipa creeper June 29, 2022

Awkward Tango

When you encounter someone else directly in your way while walking and attempt to move out of the way but they move in front of your new position on accident and you both walk away feeling extremely awkward. #LunsfordSaidItFirst

Bill: "Hey Roy why you look so red?" Roy:"I did the awkward tango with that girl I like and now I wanna go home."

by Cold_One_With_The_Bois May 25, 2018

pulling a tango

When a CS:GO player takes too long to rotate and defuse the bomb, causing baits or the round to be lost.

Simon: Oh where is jack?
*Jack is still at long doors 30 seconds after the plant*
Dan: Looks like he is pulling a tango.

by Raged-Daniel March 19, 2016

naked tango

This is sex. It's like a dance in that there is movement, and it can often be awkward for non-professionals.

Hey babe, do you have time to do the naked tango with me tonight?

by macinlor November 1, 2016

Parking Tango

As you and another car drive up and down the lanes until a car backs out of a parking spot. Suddenly while you're at the opposite ends of the parking lot you lock eyes and begin the dance to see who gets to the spot 1st

I was late for work when someone backed out of a parking spot. Just then my eyes locked with someone else who saw the spot. Thus began the parking Tango

by ewanders1 September 1, 2011

Chinese Tango

When you and your partner use "made in china" sex toys while listening to spanish music.

My neighbors were blasting spanish music, wonder if they're were doing the chinese tango?

by Rosie python March 11, 2022