genital tango

When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like Patrick Swayze.

Khleo and his girl left early to do the "GENITAL TANGO"

by Kitty LMonroe October 16, 2020

The nanango tango

Shitting in your hand and having a wank while operating heavy machinery.

"Man you think your a crook cunt i saw kev out on the mud farm giving himself the nanango tango the other day"

by The weipa creeper June 29, 2022

pulling a tango

When a CS:GO player takes too long to rotate and defuse the bomb, causing baits or the round to be lost.

Simon: Oh where is jack?
*Jack is still at long doors 30 seconds after the plant*
Dan: Looks like he is pulling a tango.

by Raged-Daniel March 19, 2016

Chinese Tango

When you and your partner use "made in china" sex toys while listening to spanish music.

My neighbors were blasting spanish music, wonder if they're were doing the chinese tango?

by Rosie python March 11, 2022

Voicemail Tango

When you call someone and start leaving a voicemail, only to have them call you while leaving the message, possibly going to your voicemail, and you are both dancing the (brrum pum pum) voicemail tango !

"Did you reach Sue last night ? "
"No, I tried but we just did the voicemail tango until my battery died"
"Sux dude"

by Chicago Grooves November 28, 2012

Tactical Tango

When you match the flow and rhythm of a boss battle in a video game

My mom told me to pause my game and do the dishes but I'm over here in a boss battle, doing the tactical tango so I can win.

by i'm really effing tired February 26, 2023

naked tango

This is sex. It's like a dance in that there is movement, and it can often be awkward for non-professionals.

Hey babe, do you have time to do the naked tango with me tonight?

by macinlor November 1, 2016