Swiss Dip

The act of dipping one's balls (testicles) into hot fondue and then into a sleeping person's (open) mouth.

I am going to swiss dip your mother later.

by srmarymargaret April 6, 2009

rusty swiss

the act in which a man fists his lady friend while holding a whole pig, and wanking using the tweesers of a swiss army knife into her hair while she makes toast to the sound of a yelling burrito.

"Hear about Liam Iles? i heard he rusty swissed his sis"

"I heard he finished himself off!"

"Was the pig OK?"

by KBJM December 17, 2008

Swiss Roll

When a man is getting a blow job and he throws up on his dick and the girl continues to blow him

Dude that Swiss Roll last night really hit the spot after a night of getting schwasty. I was back at the bar minutes later!

by Cialis September 2, 2011

Swiss Snowball

After going down on your man, you let him cum into your mouth. However, rather than spitting or swallowing, keep it in your mouth, then slowly go up to his lips for a kiss, pushing his man juice into his mouth with your tongue.

Guy 1: This chick totally gave me a swiss snowball...
Guy 2: Oh dear god what is that?
Guy 1: Let me put it this way - I'll never cum in her mouth again, now I know how it tastes.

by Eleanorr_eccy June 27, 2010

swiss diss

Origin: When a friend invites you over for gourmet hot chocolate and you get stuck with Swiss Miss brand.

Also used when you get the shaft, ignored, etc.

Mom bought all of my brothers new shoes, but I didn't get anything. She gave me the swiss diss.

by sdh September 12, 2005

Swiss Miss

When a guy is with 2 girls and he gets no action, but the girls hook up with each other. Like Switzerland, the guy remains neutral and misses an opportunity to be with 2 girls.

Last night, I watched 2 girls hook up and I was a swiss miss. We were all hanging out and next thing I know, they're hooking up and I got swiss missed.

by Martita Papita June 30, 2010

swiss cottage

A good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don't like each other very much. Often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.

Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.

by HBeck June 24, 2018