Chocolate Swirly

When you shit in ur partners face and you put a cone on top and make them eat it

My boyfriend gave me a chocolate swirly

by anonymous May 10, 2022

The Swirly 2fer

The art of butt fucking a female, then you stuff her head in the toilet and you flush it so the water comes up over her head creating a Swirly 2fer.

Did you see that video of Joey giving Jess The Swirly 2fer I heard his step mom taught him that shit.

by HollYWooD147mc November 7, 2025

Swirly sputnik

When a girls d1sch@rge enters a boys buttcrack leading to a b*ner.

Dude, help last night my girl gave me a swirly Sputnik and it ruined my bed sheets!

by _idk_anymore_ January 18, 2021

Skibidi Swirly

When you're trying to give a stupid ahh nerdy person a swirly but then you are caught off guard and realize that the toilet is an ultra mega godly skibidi toilet. Then you put their head into the skibidi's mouth and give them a little spinny in the skibidi mouth. The toilet is so caught off guard by this that it calls for help from Squid Game player 001 from season 1, 오일남. player 001, uses his tumor to throw at you and the stupid ahh nerd that you intended on giving a swirly to. He knocks you out and puts you in the Squid Games. Since you know all of the games and have previously played and won the 45.6 billion won, all you want to do is save all of the players from the same fate as your late brother sang-woo. You fail to realize that the new player assigned the number 001 is the front man you have been attempting to arouse and investigate. In the end you and your new team of players, including the front man, steal the guards guns and start to rebel. You think that you might stand a chance but then you run out of ammo and player 001 shows his true colors and kills your best friend. And you're all like "NOOOOO." so then you kiss his dead body and he turns into a frog and he is alive. And then he says "You must travel to the highest mountain and the deepest valley to find 3 keys, with these keys you can help me turn back into a human." and youre all like "ok" so then you set off on your journey. To be continued..

Fred-Im gonna give you a Skibidi Swirly!!!
John-NO WAY JOSE!!!!
Fred-Yes way bae
John- Im actually player 456 from Squid Game so im gonna booty you in the butt!
Fred-BET!!!
John-Jk that was a test to see if you're gay and you failed!!
Fred- :(

by plurgfish January 2, 2025

Brownie Swirly

The act of taking a shit in a toilet, cutting it up with a knife whisk or other mixing tool until you get an even texture. You then dump in half a gallon of bleach and the most vile thing you can get your hands on and mixing again. You then dunk your most hated enemies head in it then flush.

Yo I gave Chad the worst brownie swirly ever.

by Solairekiller June 20, 2025

Seashell Swirly

When a man jizzes in a woman’s ear and then drinks the jizz and earwax mixture out of her ear.

“Hey diva! Wanna do a seashell swirly tonight?”

by rorodingle June 22, 2025

ol swirly

ol swirly is the folk art liveing lengeng of the ozarks . he is the inventor of the divice knowns as a swirly jacks . that helps folks manage their bio electric and does other things. too numerious to mention . amoung other acomplisments ol swirly has been the only man in history to run the whole world at any given point in human history so 🤷 theirs that . its a funny story . but all in all ol swirly the live lengend is truely a nobel american treasure whos story and legacy grows day by day even as you read this .

have you seen ol swirly on lot ? ol swirly i wanna buy a swirly jack durn !

by ol swirly July 24, 2022