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Cuban Swirly

Giving someone a swirly with a turd in the bowl.
That punk ass needs a Cuban swirly.

There's a cigar turd in the bowl waiting for him.
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 1, 2024
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Swirly Brown

When a female/male diarrheas on the others persons belly button, then uses their finger to swirl it around.
Martin: Yo bitch, lemme get a Swirly Brown

Klaus: Alright bet
by ScendoLuh July 11, 2025
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South African Swirly

The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.
"To whoever gave me a South African Swirly last tuesday, my heart goes out to you."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
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Cum Swirly

A cum swirly is when a man swings his dick in circles while cumming into a toilet and then you swirl your girlfriends head into it!
I just had the most radical cum swirly with my step sister!
by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023
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atomic swirlie

An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.
The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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swirly gerth

When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.
Tomorrow I am going to swirly gerth my entire bloodline.
by Mommy chinked 6000 January 7, 2024
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Seashell Swirly

When a man cums in a woman’s ear and then drinks the semen and ear wax mixture out of her ear.
“Damn mamas you bad asl, can I give you a seashell swirly at the party tonight?”
by rorodingle June 22, 2025
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