Dashboard Surfing

The act taken by the passenger sitting shotgun described as putting ones naked feet up on the dashboard while driving around in a car, usually on a hot summer day, and often with one of the feet hanging out the window resting on the rearview mirror.

Craig: Oh gross! Check out the chick in the car next to us - she is totally dashboard surfing while her boyfriend is driving.

John: Yuk! Her toenails are skanky!

Craig: Oh my god, now she is sticking one of her feet out the window to rest it on the rearview mirror!

John: sick

by 2dboy July 7, 2010

surfing the worm

A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.

What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.

by WormSurfer1987 November 25, 2017

Wiki-surfing

Using the hyperlinks in Wikipedia articles to follow a trail from one subject to another.

I was wiki-surfing today and discovered Godwin's rule.

by Abzeichen April 10, 2019

concrete surfing

surfing on concrete aka skateboarding or longboarding.

Wanna go concrete surfin?
wtf is concrete surfing?
skating brah!

by hipxpxixe April 16, 2016

Group Surfing

When you’re with every person in a friend group and do this to many groups. You go from group to group being with every member in it. Most people do this for attention or revenge.

Friend: Did you hear?
You: What was I supposed to hear?
Friend: Dude your ex just went group surfing.
You: She always did like the attention.

by hazyful June 4, 2021

joke surf

To take someone else's joke and add to it in order to create a running joke. This is done repeatedly by Dara O'Briain on Mock The Week but has been observed on several other panel shows including Have I Got News For You. It also happens on The Last Leg, particularly by Josh Widdicombe.

You are just a joke surfer Dara.

by Myriadicus June 5, 2016

prop surfing

When you affect a moveable object beneath you to move you faster than normal or into the air

Couldn’t the Jedi from Star Wars fly by prop surfing?

by DumbBit September 22, 2019