Wiki-surfing

Using the hyperlinks in Wikipedia articles to follow a trail from one subject to another.

I was wiki-surfing today and discovered Godwin's rule.

by Abzeichen April 10, 2019

surfing the worm

A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.

What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.

by WormSurfer1987 November 25, 2017

Poseidon Surfing

When you're sitting on a small toilet and you start to piss, the piss sprays back on you. Only happens for boys, or toilets with no water for girls eg: planes.

"The hotel in Romania had such a fucking small toilet bowl, pissing was like Poseidon Surfing.
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"

by Lamb Sauce January 18, 2018

Urbi-surf

Randomly surfing the urban dictionary.
A competition to prove who knows more urban terms.

Dude, you shouldn't just blatantly use words you found while "urbi-surfing".

by SodBurger December 12, 2008

Turkey Surfing

Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.

"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"

by Kicklndaballz March 27, 2012

prop surfing

When you affect a moveable object beneath you to move you faster than normal or into the air

Couldn’t the Jedi from Star Wars fly by prop surfing?

by DumbBit September 22, 2019

surf dirty

surfing near river outlets after a long rainy period you surf in garbage

he was hutin for a ride hed surf dirty

by ron winter April 22, 2008