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fuck me stockings

Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.
W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!
by Jirka69 October 5, 2017
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Storking

When one watches a couple do the deed.
A combination of 'stork' and 'stalking'
The chief stork is storking the couple and that way he knows when to deliver the babies.
by Lakeside Mansion April 13, 2009
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pink stocking

When you get fucked in the ass and your anus comes out when the guy pulls his dick out
by Ms. Erika November 4, 2007
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Storking

Poor sod, his girlfriend is only interested in storking.
by lylu May 25, 2015
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Stroking The Strombolie

Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.
I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!
by longstroke March 14, 2011
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Starking

verb. to give the V-sign in a Tony Stark style.

This required the index and middle finger to be fully extended, the ring and little finger fully rolled up with the thumb clasped over them. The hand is elevated above head height, and the wrist broken downwards and outwards in the horizontal and vertical planes so that the line of the extended index finger is continuous with the top of the forearm.
'He's starking the crowd!'
by mylife98 July 1, 2012
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Starking

In relation to the commercial act, of being bombarded with mailing circulars, with a predisposition of appealing to the consumer, by offering shop by mail credit, via the publication and delivery to your home or email address, which includes products that are offered, that can be engraved or monogrammed..with the particular items being showcased in the mailed out circular or emailed to you, with your family members and friends names as with the present example shown to you, in the junk mail sent out to you as an individual consumer, from info that has derived from adware akin to your use of the internet and social media, by way of either your postal address or email address!
She was really getting tired of all the starking, that was being done through her private postal address, by way of various mail order catalogs and companies! The stark approach was absolutely and utterly annoying and unwarranted!
by wildchildrose1967 November 19, 2014
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