Chinese singing lesson

To take a much-needed piss.

Hold that thought, I'm off to take a Chinese singing lesson.

by Tragnou Rosalbo June 11, 2006

Slinging Ropes

to Sling Ropes (v) - Ejaculating with enough force and for a long enough period of time, so that there is no break in a long stream of ejaculate.

"Carver is in the back slinging ropes on his girl."

"He hasn't had sex or masturbated in a month. As soon as that happens, he'll be slingin' ropes."

by McNugen January 11, 2009

Jerry Springing

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.

When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.

by Kelley D. August 3, 2005

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

Shrinking Bikini

1) A girl who is so "built" (Boobs, Hips, Butt) that it makes her (regular size) bikini look small or shrunken.

2) A girl who buys a bikini one size too small.

A girl can technically shrink any type of clothing.

(At the beach)
1) Damm, you see that girl shrinkin that bikini??

2) Past tense, Did you see those shrunken bikinis at the pool?

3) Person 1: girl, you Shrinking' that Bikini

Also:
Shrinkin Bikinis
Shrinking Bikinis
Shrunken Bikini

by KeithGB August 13, 2010

mongolian throat singing

is gargling cum
Basically;
Baby gravy, mouth, gargle. Easy

Britnii was totally practicing Mongolian throat singing last night

by conquerpain March 9, 2016

singing dixie out of my ass

To state soemthing you are unsure of, or to tell something to someone that will be ignored.

"Is that George Bush up there or am I signing Dixie out of my ass?" "Did you hear what I said before, or was I just singing Dixie out of my ass?"

by Roofy15122 April 7, 2007