spunk tackle

The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...

PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.

(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 16, 2008

spunk enema

When, after unprotected anal sex, the ejaculate and lube, combined with having had a dong poking around in your butt, cause you to drop a dook.

That gangbang gave me a spunk enema; as soon as the last guy finished I shoved him off me and ran to the bathroom.

by VelmaTallbot July 25, 2013

spunk slug

a tissue which has been used to wipe up copious amounts of semen and it's then given dampness means that the tissue resembles a slug

A: Yeah last night I jizzed so much
B: Yeah, I bet your tissue was like a spunk slug

by SEABADGERMAN August 7, 2010

SPUNK MUNCHER

person (male) that is a suspected pink oboe player

elton john is a spunk muncher

by phat phuck June 27, 2003

spunk nut

A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.

Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie

by Andrew Wood January 17, 2007

spunk shitter

One who's, anus is stuffed with a pulsating penis, spraying its filthy white love piss, ending in a creamed turd

spunk shitter simon is off to the Hoggs Back again for some gay dogging

by denti December 27, 2007

Spunk On A Coffee

Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.

"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."

"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"

by GOPI VIGNARAJAH May 19, 2006