Spud Gun

A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Deriving from the small portions of faeces that can get stuck in the eye of the penis during unprotected anal sex being similar to the portions of potato that get pulled out when a small hand-held Spud Gun is inserted into the potato to 'load' it.

Hey, the street is closed for a gay rights march.

Fucking spud guns, get off the road.

by driftah December 07, 2008

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Love Spuds

Bollocks

Hey bitch come and empty my love spuds.

by Scoobytaxi March 08, 2009

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Spud Gunning

Spud Gunning (v.) - The process of going to the store and purchacing a ten pound bag of potatoes and can of hair spray. Once the supplies are purchaced put them in the back of a pickup truck along with a potato cannon. Next drive out to a remote desert location and shoot the potatoes!

My friends and I went spud gunning for three hours this weekend. It was bomb.

by Stat Quo November 07, 2005

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Spud Tickler

Any individual male or female who likes to tickle spuds. In this case spuds refers to a man's testicular region.

man: Hey will you suck me off?

spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.

man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?

apud tickler: Yes.

by Spunkwood November 16, 2010

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