Shrem

(n), (v), (adj): Any word to convey feelings of extreme frustration, anger, or sadness

*Your boy dunks on you playing ball*

"Bro... you shremmed me. You shrem"

by shremlord1123 December 20, 2017

unwilling sperm recipient

someone who unwillingly recieved sperm from a donor.

she wasnt raped, she was just an unwilling sperm recipient

by yourlocalconservative September 13, 2013

speem

The yellow milk of majesty, otherwise denoted by an in-body mixture of piss and sperm which is readily available for pump-loading and shooting like a water gun.

1) I held Mr. Wozniak's class hostage with a bladder full of speem.
2) If speem could talk, what would it tell you?

by thigh magic March 26, 2007

Automatic Sperm Extractor

Someone who gives good fellatio to the point that semen comes out without effort in the same sense that a milk extractor works.

"Gina gives such good head, she's now known as a automatic sperm extractor."

by Bhold_Da_God October 4, 2007

Sperm farter

A term used to refer to someone as gay or homosexual, because after having gay sex they would have semen in their asshole and would fart it out. Often used towards straight men as a derogatory comment.

Dude, Ryan is such a sperm farter

by Hansel so hot right now Hansel March 5, 2009

sperm

What you were before you were born. Yup you were white liquid that shot outta your dad's penis when he had an orgasm with your mom. Be thankful that you werent one of the sperms that was murdered when your dad masturbated.

I was sperm, you were sperm, we all were sperm, everybody on this planet is sperm that developed and isnt sperm anymore.

by I was sperm December 27, 2009

sperm worm

penis

"he nudged his sperm worm up against her thigh"

by Spycho August 5, 2003