spleening

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

i passed out from spleening last night

by hand in fist June 1, 2013

cykill speeding

The act of riding a bicycle down a steep hill or grade with no chain or brakes. It's the thrill of speeding down a grade or hill with no brakes and the challenge to come to a safe stop at the bottom of the hill or grade. Not crashing is the challenge!

Johnny broke his left arm after crashing while cykill speeding on eldon hill.

by cnh4ever December 17, 2008

Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)

A sexual virus that becomes entwined into your DNA. It only affects males in a negative way, but females may enjoy having this virus. When a male contracts SBV, he involuntarily prematurely ejaculates, he cums almost instantaneously. While this trait is not preferred by males, females can enjoy this because they will experience multiple orgasms in a short span of time.

Clark: Thank God you have Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)too.
Jane: Yeah, because you finished soon... faster than a speeding bullet.
(Superman then ripped her in half)

by Zach P. August 17, 2006

I love spending time with you

When you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that you love him/her, and you are told back “I love spending time with you”. The feeling is like you just took a shit, and sucked it back up your asshole, through that up, ate it, and threw it up again. (A lot like Two girls one cup).

Guy: I love you
Girl: I love spending time with you
Guy: *Jumps off bridge*

by Cripplingdepression69 January 5, 2018

spreading the nutella

Code for taking a shit.

Bro 1: What you doing?
Bro 2: Spreading the Nutella.

by Itwatudo March 6, 2017

Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught

Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.

by Vekaksbkenmeekjsnekekwjshsysus April 3, 2020

spreading stoke

The act of introducing people to Onewheel by sharing enthusiasm, teaching others to ride, passing along tips and tricks, and helping build the Onewheel community.

I was spreading stoke at the festival by piquing everyone’s interest as I floated past.

by #1Bodega July 29, 2020