Spreading PeanutButter

When you're going to have anal but you spread the cheeks and there's shit between them.

{Guy 1} My girl was Spreading PeanutButter last night it was gross.

{Guy2} That's hot.

by Supreme meme tean April 26, 2016

Peacock Spread

When a women lays down on her back with her legs spread and in the air. With her fingers she holds each of her vaginal flaps and spreads them like a peacock.

Lottie peacock spread for him.

by YingForYang October 26, 2018

hazlenut spread

noun: The name given to the delicious expanse of flesh one sees directly before penetrating, or giving oral pleasure to, a male or female anus from behind.

Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)

Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum

Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption

Tom: "she was begging for it, so I just spread her right there on the table man...it was a beautiful sight. A HAZLENUT SPREAD."

Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."

by Phat'n'Gypsy July 7, 2010

Spread the Wealth

This is what Barack Obama intends to do as President and is the act of taking money (taxes) from the people who earned it and distributing it (as refundable tax credits) to people who did not earn it - the effectively spreading the wealth.

While the idea has a good populist ring, spreading the wealth is the cornerstone of Marxist/Socialist/Communist political thought.

Robin Hood taking from the rich and giving to the poor eg. taxing (taking) and distributing 'tax refunds' (giving) to the poor (not even trying to not suck at life).
Spread the wealth is a Marxist ideal.

by gringoguapisimo February 21, 2009

Glute Spread

Mandatory pose implemented into pro bodybuilding in 2022 where the contestants spread their glutes apart using their hands for the judges. Oftentimes contestants will pull their trunks into thongs, or slightly bend over. Almost almost performed from the rear; however, occasionally from a slight side angle.

Phil Heath takes back the olympia after dominating the rear glute spread, bless Hany Rambod’s palpating fingers.

by biceppeak69 August 14, 2021

spread anal

similar to the widely known "Spread Eagle". In this scenario you put her on her stomach. Just don't say this to her while she is doing it. She won't like that.

I walked into the bedroom and she was on her stomach spread anal.

by rwakemanster March 15, 2011

bullet spread

1)The size of your crosshair in a game, most commonly a FPS, is, and ultimately disides where your bullets go

2)Bullet Spread = BS

BS = Bull Shit

Coincidence? I think NOT!

Random guy “the bullet spread killed me”

by Serpentkai June 11, 2018