spider-man

the person who has killed all their dad figures in his life ( his dad , uncle Ben , Iron man & Mysterio ).

spider-man is an adorable innocent bean.

by uncle loki July 20, 2019

Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Spider Man!!

A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.

Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"

Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"

Man's "friend": " Who are you?"

by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022

Spider-Man - Multiverse

When a woman grabs cum out on f her vagina and yells “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!”

As she was showering after coatis she yelled, “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!!”

by KABDUBS January 8, 2025

Spider-Man

Spider-Man is the greatest hero of all time. He’s not the strongest or smartest but he’s always there everyday giving it his all to fight for justice and hope. No matter how bad things get or how hopeless it may seem Spider-Man gets up and keeps going. He fights for the little guy, the civilians down on our level, the ones not strong enough to defend themselves. He doesn’t do it for pay or fame he does it because with great power comes great responsibility. The best part is that he’s you and me and anyone who’s ever stood up against the odds to fight for others and help people in need. If you’ve ever helped fight the good fight on any level, in your school or around your city guess what, you are spider-man. Anyone can where the mask, you could wear the mask, it’s the heart of the person behind it that makes spider-man.

Person 1: Who’s your favorite superhero?
Person 2: Who do you think? It’s spider-man

by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023

Asian Spider-Man Day

One of the most important holidays in Asian cultural on May 21st. Typically Asians fast from 6-10 am and don’t see the sunlight.

Are you celebrating Asian Spider-Man day tomorrow?

by Mommy2628383 May 20, 2022

Spider Man

A Teenage boy that has unexplainable sticky white stuff coming out of his body

Yo look, it’s Spider Man

by lil Jew December 28, 2019