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Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 14, 2015
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Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about. They live to be seen on social media, YouTube, or reality TV, where everything is staged. What happened to enjoying what you were doing so much at the time that you didnt think to film it, you already missed your opportunity to film it and it didnt matter, you got to be human for a few minutes, you were as close to who you really were as you get, no image. That must have ended in the 90s with VCR's for some people.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
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social media pda

When all you do is post pictures of your boyfriend or girlfriend on social media to the point where people get annoyed
I thought regular pda was bad but social media pda is so much worse
by mam22 October 5, 2016
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social media tuner

A person who compares themselves to Competition motorsport engine & electronic calibrator. Typically known for social media popularity, disabling important engine fail safe parameters such as detonation (knock) sensors.

These individuals lack the mechanical and electrical experience of working on said competition vehicles. They do not own level C (or better) technician tool boxes, completely incapable of tearing an engine down & putting it back together to even the simplest OEM specifications.

Typically these “tuners” carry themselves with a high pride in their “flame maps” and “gapping” the competition. When they in fact cannot even gap piston rings properly.
If you need a knock sensor to tune a car you are just a social media tuner.
by OneKneeToe June 13, 2021
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Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about. They live to be seen on social media, YouTube, or reality TV.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
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Social-Media-Terrorism

With the use of social media tools, individual(s) cause damage thru bad behavior, P.R., lies, half-truths, rumors, etc. to a company's brand or product. The effect is terror and distraction to the brand's core IP.
social-media-terrorism

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/16/business/media/16dominos.html?ref=technology

http://blog.plusfactory.net/2009/04/man-made-digital-media-disasters-or- social-media-terrorism
by plusman April 16, 2009
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Social Media Dissect

@socialmediadissect is the page you go to for marketing inspiration & to be up-to-date with trends on social media!
Marketer 1: Where did you learn that marketing hack from?
Marketer 2: Oh I just follow Social Media Dissect on Instagram for learning about marketing!
by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021
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