Snail Eyes

When someone is lurking over your shoulder at what you’re doing or engaged in what you have going on, such as being on your phone or on the computer.

For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test.

You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*

*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*

You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!

by prosperousdefines December 12, 2020

Snail's pube

The smallest know unit of measure.
Originated in the manufacturing industry to describe parts made to a very fine tolerance.

"Sorry it took so long to make this batch of parts, but I can assure you they're all accurate to the snail's pube."
"This part just won't quite fit. It's only off by a snail's pube!"

by Brazillian Snail December 6, 2011

snail press

When a male forcefully pushes his genitalia onto a wet window, in full view of others.

by bribri October 26, 2003

snail rail

Doing a line of blow off a hooker's or woman of questionable intent's nether region.

I did a snail rail last night, and now my nose itches.

by Otto Knows All February 27, 2015

Assassin snail

An assassin snail is a snail that kills other snails.

I bought an assassin snail from wal-mart.

by Lucario6669 September 30, 2016

snail trail

Australian slang for the line of hair that runs from the pubic region to the navel.

That chick should wax her snail trail

by AshPash123456 March 1, 2011

Snail Trail

A Snail Trail is when a female leaves a sticky residue in their underwear or when they leave a slimy trail on a surface such as furniture, a bed, or on a chair. It will sometimes appear as a moist, damp, or a wet spot but will often resemble a trail that a snail will leave behind, usually requiring Lysol or Clorox (both recommended) to clean up. It can appear as a fluorescent white, sticky, glue like substance that will harden if not cleaned up immediately, but will sometimes contain blood making Clorox absolutely necessary. If the Snail Trail is brown, it can indicate the individual doesn't wipe their ass or they have a turtle head peaking out. It may or may not have a smell, depending on the size and the color of the trail.

That girl I had over last night left an epic snail trail all over my bed sheets and my pillow case. What the fuck was she doing, riding my pillow? I had to use a whole can of Lysol to clean that shit!

by Uncle Renegade May 5, 2017