Smotton

A desperate need to drink, or a drink itself which is needed usually after getting ridiculously stoned or mashed off marijuana.

Derives from the word 'Cotton' as in 'Cotton Mouth' which is when the tongue actually begins to turn a dull white because of dehydration.

'Mate heres the money go into the shop and get me a can of smotton'

by Paddy Jones November 28, 2007

Smittybatter

The dried crusty residue around the anal cavity of a porn star, left from the last sexual encounter.

I could smell her Smittybatter from a mile away.

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

Smittyjam

When your partner oozes after smittyfingering

I had Smittyjam covering my bedsheets last night.

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

smittysuck

when a male has anal sex with a man or woman ejaculates around the anal cavity then proceeds to suck it out

i smittysuck my boyfriend all the time

by The Smitty Family March 1, 2009

shittoit

Pronounced ( shit to it )
Said as one word.
Meaning-Absolutely nothing.

"hey dude, wassup?"
"shittoit"

The End. -J

by jclyons33 July 30, 2009

smuttony

An overindulgence in smut or filthiness.

50 shades of Grey is full of smuttony. So is most German fetish porn. Akin to hedonism.

by SaberTooth-VikingBear February 1, 2013

Smitty boned

When a fellow with the last name of Smith gives a girl some good D

Hunter: Hey Smitty, you hooked up wit dat ho yet? It'd be a travesty if you haven't!
Kurt: Fo sho, I Smitty boned dat ho last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by J.P. Smittybones December 9, 2013