smelly santa

a different take on the blumpkin. This happens when you are taking a dump and girl comes in and sits on your lap like she would santa, you start having sex and she craps in your lap during the act. Leaving you like a smelly santa.

I was taking my morning dump when that ho from last night comes in and starts banging me again and decided to give me a smelly santa

by Chano Rivera April 30, 2009

Smelly Disco

When there is a power cut/blown bulb that occurs in the toilet mid-poo, and you have to use the strobe light application on your iPhone to illuminate the room to complete the wiping portion of the job.

For a "proper" smelly disco, the toilet in question cannot contain any windows, and must be shrouded in complete darkness. Alternatively, a windowed room is acceptable if it is dark outside. To benchmark the level of darkness, one should try body popping while the strobe is blinking.

Bonus points are received for playing music, making use of glow sticks (not to be confused with poo sticks) and/or being in fancy dress.

Optionally, techno music and a few lines of cheap whiz can be added if a smelly rave is preferred.

Hipster one: "Did you have a power cut last night?"
Hipster two: "Yea, I was just having a dump. Luckily, my iPhone was handy for a smelly disco".

by caldridge April 7, 2011

smelly fucker

A person who smells like a singed asshole

you stinky smelly fucker or "hey have you seen mark, he's a smelly fucker today."

by fakenname April 16, 2015

smelly penis

smelly..😤

oo he has a smelly penis😢

by ilysmbyhm November 9, 2020

Smelly Bunny

A female with the perfect sized breasts.

Approximately C and a half cups.
They are very nice.

Michael: Did you see her tits?
Geo: Yeah she was such a smelly bunny!

:)

by THEsmellybunny April 17, 2011

smelly campfire

It is the act of having intercourse with someone doggy style. When finished, you ejaculate on their back, then without them knowing, you take a shit on their back. The theory is shit tends to look like a log, and your partner's body should still be hot from the sex so it should heat up the shit log on their back.

I finished fucking this hoebag, but before I snuck out i set up a smelly campfire.

by d999w January 4, 2010

Smelly Dome

When a person before giving oral sex squeezes a packet of Bumble Bee or StarKist brand tuna into her mouth, and then proceeds with the aforementioned oral sex.

Dylan: "Yo, did Maddie give you dome last night?"

Jeff: "Yeah, and it was smelly dome too; the tuna felt so good, but the smell made me throw up a little bit."

Dylan: "Nice!"

by NanoVapor December 21, 2008