Alex Sloane

Pain in the ass, weak human who doesnt stop speaking - uses a keep cup which is a sign of weakness

Looks at that guy with his keep cup, total Alex Sloane

by King Kerrod November 24, 2019

Kelly Sloan

An incredibly cute guy with a good personality and a biiiiig dick.

Ong I want Kelly Sloan so bad.

by ghettodick69 October 10, 2022

Sloane

A beautiful girl, with the most beautiful green eyes. Sloane has two moods: 1. Being wrapped in multiple blankets with Vampire Diaries on. 2. Getting ready for the night out with a subtle bottle of wine in the shower. When it comes to men, Sloane loves a chase. Smart and witty, but often unforgiving.

Did you see that girl? Definitely a Sloane.

Wow, what a Sloane.

by LordYang November 23, 2021

Sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy.

Sloan, go give your girlfriend kisses !

by Ldv0101 December 13, 2020

Sloane

Very empathic and caring. She is beautiful and intelligent. Boys love her and she has many friends. Anyone who meets her will instantly be in love. She is smoking hot and often has beautiful hair (brown/blonde). She’s funny and sometimes can be very dirty minded.

Guy 1: “That girl is so pretty. She is definitely a Sloane. I wish I could be her boyfriend!”
Girl 1: “She is my best friend. I know she is so kind and awesome. She’s also extremely beautiful!”
Guy 2: “Oh my…”

by Smileyfaceyass February 24, 2025

Sloane

A Sloane is someone who on a night out gets offended by random, unsuspecting girls, usually in McDonald’s. They get so offended that the impulse to hiss like a velociraptor and shout at them becomes too strong. Once said unsuspecting and random girls go in defensive mode, a Sloane then destroys them quickly and ruthlessly, by stating they’re whores and laughing menacingly in their faces.

They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.

“Oh god, he’s in Sloane mode. Run!”

by Serjy November 26, 2018

Sloan

A cock leach. A woman who latches onto your cock and tries to leach off your sexual energy because you made the mistake of giving her attention once. Hungry for celebrity.

See that bitch on YouTube? She’s such a Sloan. Creeps me right out.

by Annoyedaf February 24, 2022