Alex Sloane

Pain in the ass, weak human who doesnt stop speaking - uses a keep cup which is a sign of weakness

Looks at that guy with his keep cup, total Alex Sloane

by King Kerrod November 24, 2019

Sloane

A fishy cooter or smelly pussy

Omg, I was banging this chick last night but she had the worst sloane. I had to tap out real quick.

by bigblackyolo June 25, 2020

Sloane

Very empathic and caring. She is beautiful and intelligent. Boys love her and she has many friends. Anyone who meets her will instantly be in love. She is smoking hot and often has beautiful hair (brown/blonde). She’s funny and sometimes can be very dirty minded.

Guy 1: “That girl is so pretty. She is definitely a Sloane. I wish I could be her boyfriend!”
Girl 1: “She is my best friend. I know she is so kind and awesome. She’s also extremely beautiful!”
Guy 2: “Oh my…”

by Smileyfaceyass February 24, 2025

Sloane

A Sloane is someone who on a night out gets offended by random, unsuspecting girls, usually in McDonald’s. They get so offended that the impulse to hiss like a velociraptor and shout at them becomes too strong. Once said unsuspecting and random girls go in defensive mode, a Sloane then destroys them quickly and ruthlessly, by stating they’re whores and laughing menacingly in their faces.

They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.

“Oh god, he’s in Sloane mode. Run!”

by Serjy November 26, 2018

Sloan

A cock leach. A woman who latches onto your cock and tries to leach off your sexual energy because you made the mistake of giving her attention once. Hungry for celebrity.

See that bitch on YouTube? She’s such a Sloan. Creeps me right out.

by Annoyedaf February 24, 2022

sloan

sloans are typically hot af. they usually come with big tits. however if u manage to luck out there is a chance of them also having w thick ass as well. now unfortunately most of them dont have daddy issues so they will be way more innocent and way less likely to blow u. although they also arent bitches (most of the time) they also have a nice personality which is cool ig but damn, that ass.

guy 1: smash
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash

me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot

by John Herbert Survivor June 11, 2023

Sloan & Cash

usually itty.

damn did you see Sloan & Cash?
yeah they look itty

by hucken March 11, 2025