1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan
by SMONEY March 17, 2004
A tall brunette slut who every guy wants to get in bed with. She seems like a tomboy but is a total savage in bed. Virgin? Nah, se put out when she was 12.
by Some dumb fuck February 09, 2017
The Defination for the Word simon is:
an enormous, hairy dump that tickles your insides as it slides out!
an enormous, hairy dump that tickles your insides as it slides out!
by Semaj enolo November 24, 2009
she might seem nice at first you can try and be friends with her but never best friends now other Simones might be nice but this simone that i am talking about is such a bitch everyday after school she would make me cry once she did something horrible and i know it was her but she denied it but everyone knows she did it she made me suicidal and says that i did that to myself which i didn't
by jack jake jack jake May 07, 2018
The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.
by plop central November 10, 2018
A Simon is a rare kind of human thing. Indeed, it's the only human thing more gay than the 1D.
He is stupid and thinks he is the best guy ever.
He teachs obvious things to random people.
He wants everybody to be his BFF.
He is so gay that gay word was made for him.
He is stupid and thinks he is the best guy ever.
He teachs obvious things to random people.
He wants everybody to be his BFF.
He is so gay that gay word was made for him.
Simon - hai goys, today iz best gui evr
Somebody reasonable - OH NO AGAIN, A SIMON
Simon - iz sad
*Somebody reasonable kicked Simon*
Somebody reasonable - OH NO AGAIN, A SIMON
Simon - iz sad
*Somebody reasonable kicked Simon*
by Not s0r00t at all July 13, 2014
A Simone is typically a shallow self-obsessed type of person that lives in a delusional fantasy world. Hungry for fame and adoration, she will stop at nothing to get what she wants, even if it means stabbing her friends in the back. Simones can be charming, but ultimately they are empty, soulless, parasitic people. Don't ever try to hold them accountable for their bad behavior because they will revert into petulant children.
She seemed like a nice person but when I discovered that every word she ever said was a lie, then I knew she was a Simone.
by Sisemen June 01, 2017