hobbit sized

A term used to describe someone short in stature. Usually the shortest within a in a group.

"I'm not tall, I'm hobbit sized!"

by Darlowyn April 23, 2010

Buritto Sized Mummy

Orignated from E-40(who else), is a very large joint filled with the finest herbs to resemble a buritto.

I am at thr park rolling up a buritto sized mummy

by Nico415 July 30, 2010

email sieged

Verb (present tense is email siege) The act of seemingly everyone under God's green earth emailing one email in a short period of time (to the max a week) and completely stuffing their inbox, often with useless junk mail.

Person A: Holy Crap!

Person B: What?

Person A: I was offline for like 2 days and I have 112 emails!

Person B: Enjoy being email sieged. It happened to me last week.

by Victor D. September 24, 2011

Scalco Sized

Something very large and made for a large person.

Tom: That's a huge bracelet!
Jack: Ya, it's scalco sized.

by Zoos555 June 13, 2012

river sized

A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.

I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.

by sandfag May 28, 2014

Uber Sized

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.

e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.

by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014

Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.

How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!

by pesuedonando December 9, 2015