Sloppy Shaq

Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.

Oh boy I sure do want a sloppy shaq from my ex tonight

by Shaqlord February 1, 2021

Big Shaq

Basically a god. Yu dun now.

Is that our lord and savior Big Shaq?
Yes it is. Now bow.

by robertthenazi February 19, 2018

Shaq Diesel

A vest worn by 1990's hip hop artists, rap stars, wannabes and wiggers, usually extra puffy and shiny makes a city boy look country and rugged but shiny and puffy contrast gives it a urban stylish look with a feminine flare

Homeboy wore his Shaq Diesel to the club and was asked if he was out duck hunting.

by Berubez October 17, 2017

shaq

A person in my 7th period class that has my 11s on and smell like deer meat and is well developed

does shaq even hunt?

by atk335 November 21, 2019

Can Bang With Shaq

Phrase used to describe a homosexual. This phrase was coined in a press conference by President Obama when he was speaking about Jason Collins, the first openly gay athlete in the US from a major professional team sport.

Is that person straight or gay? President Obama would say that he can bang with Shaq.

by bigtime22 May 3, 2013

SHAQ

SHAQ=SHIT!

I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A SHAQ!(SHIT)
SHAQ O'NEAL DROPPING A BIG SHIT!

by OZTHAWIZ December 4, 2018

Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.

Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.

by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024