Severiously

(seh-vee-ree-us-lee)
adverb

• A portmanteau of “seriously” and “severely”, used to denote something that is both serious and severe.

The project was severiously delayed due to unforeseen circumstances, and as a result, was shut down entirely.

by Kichertasche January 31, 2024

selerina

selerina is the most chaotic person ever.she is so sweet yet so keen on fictional stuff,if you know a selerina you are a lucky one.selerina is a very funny,chaotic,sweet person.

person 1: she must be the selerina!
person 2: kind and chaotic..!!

by Yv1scel November 18, 2023

Saverino

a goofy Italian short man

“Hey, I never knew you were a saverino!”

by thpticz April 15, 2024

Severna Parkie

- Severna Parkie, Noun,
> A derogatory term used to identify someone from Severna Park MD.

> stuck up, believes that they are better than anyone just because of their neighborhood.
- Common traits include:
> Karen haircuts for those over 40, and anorexia for women under 40
> The Men over 18 are chill but the men under 18 are either gay nerds or (even more gay) wanna-be gangsters.

my goodness Oliver is the most annoying Severna Parkie I've ever met, he thinks just because he lives in suburbia it makes him better than anyone else.

by IeatrocksMMMMMMMMMMMMM April 26, 2024

Severna Park

Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.

You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?

Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."

by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025

Severning

Severning is when someone is making a lot of really bad dad jokes or when someone is telling a story but over dramatizing it.

"What does the money frog say? Debit, Debit."
"Wow you're really severning right now."

by toxiczombiebride June 1, 2025

Reparations Severance

A financial package, like a golden parachute, added to BIPOC employment contracts that include diversity titles or JEDI responsibility. The severance package accounts for the emotional labor and emotional tax accrued during the job and protects against the statistically likely premature dismissal due to organizational flightiness, shifting of priorities, or gaslighting of the candidate.

I negotiated reparations severance into my employment contract because it was a Chief Diversity Officer role, and they like to fire us after they get their Linkedin photo-op.

by tiffany jana September 17, 2021