when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.
by xxxbeyotchhhxxx September 20, 2009
1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.
2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.
2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.
by Your childs father. February 28, 2010
A chubby seal is someone who is so small but fat at the same time
They are usually popular with emis emilys abbies katies jessicas
They are usually popular with emis emilys abbies katies jessicas
by Chubbylaseal December 05, 2020
A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.
by Goosey Goose August 07, 2020
the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.
by 5finger December 16, 2012
by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 01, 2021
you should try and keep away from a slippy seal if you call him gay he will look at you until you give him slime. just he is not very nice to be around so try stay away from it
Slippy Seal
by Pardoz August 19, 2020