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Totum Scrotum

A totum pole made up of various scrotum from differing animals that is often shoved in an asshole making a menacing gaping asshole.
Who needs a example when you got a Totum Scrotum.
by jhartley78 October 11, 2013
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Scrotum Poncho

When a large mexican man (preferably in the 300 - 400lbs range) lays his scrotum on a womans face.
"Hey Im looking for a poncho"
"I know what you really need, A Scrotum Poncho"
by JackMofoToporek October 17, 2011
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Scrotum hop

The act of stretching your nutsack out and hopping your penis on it .
Dude I totally did the scrotum hop as a way to shake when I pee'd yesterday.
by Gator91316 January 11, 2012
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Down Scrotum

When you’re roasting the squeaker with the boys on xbox
I swear this lil mofo got down scrotum.”
by SaintSesame November 20, 2020
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scrotum tits

these are produced after a male beaing has had a hernia in the scrotal region. the muscles contract creating an odd pointed shape with two bright red dots on each testicle.
"Yo! shit! i got some fuckin scrotum tits, dog!"
"My bitch won't fuck me, because my scrotum tits is nasty, b"
"My scrotum tits is itchy, dog"
"When i rub my scrotum tit nipples, my weanie smells like mayonaise"
by am h December 18, 2005
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Scrotum Chatterbox

When a man shoves his scrot in a girls mouth and gets her to talk about her day at work.
So how was your day dear? Girl - "mmmmmmmm mm mm mmm mmmhhh".. Man - "ahh lovely" Thats a scrotum chatterbox
by Edmanlikefood March 28, 2009
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scrotum neck

Scrotum neck is a roundabout way of calling someone a dickhead.
That customer with the BMW is a real cheap scrotum neck bastard
by Jackball April 29, 2005
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