/ˈskrōt ˌskɪm·ɪŋ/
(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
by Stephy85 July 4, 2025
Get the Scrote-Skimmingmug. by Olletsoc Naimad November 2, 2020
Get the scrote frolicmug. by tambap November 25, 2011
Get the Scrote Mahagmug. by Dr. Bocaciac October 18, 2018
Get the Gargle my Scrotemug. Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.
"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."
Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."
Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."
by SteadWhise October 12, 2014
Get the Scrote Managementmug. Scro·Tee (scrow-tee) - A slang term, based on the origin word scrotum.
i.e. scrotum is a pouch of skin containing the testicles.
Can also be spelled scrotie.
i.e. scrotum is a pouch of skin containing the testicles.
Can also be spelled scrotie.
Phal: Hey,,, man!! I wanna hang but my girl needs me to do everything for her instead, haha I ain't a cuck or nothin', tho!
Lus: Yeah man, I wouldn't say so. You're using that word outta context, brooo... But you are acting like a real scrotee though!!
Phal: Dude, nuh uh!!
Lus: Yeah dude, you and the guys are all a bunch of scrotees when it comes to your gals.
Lus: Yeah man, I wouldn't say so. You're using that word outta context, brooo... But you are acting like a real scrotee though!!
Phal: Dude, nuh uh!!
Lus: Yeah dude, you and the guys are all a bunch of scrotees when it comes to your gals.
by checkerflats October 23, 2018
Get the Scroteemug. A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.
by Scroterip August 17, 2014
Get the Scrote ripmug.