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Scrote Fote

A pic of your balls without the inclusion of the dick
It’s Thursday. Gotta send the boys a scrote fote so they can check me for cancer
by sir climer the great April 13, 2025
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the devils scrote

Fireball whiskey, Screech whiskey, pabst blue ribbon and grenadine (for colour)
My good barman , please make me one the devils scrote please.
by zwanguy September 28, 2013
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ode scrote

an man over 70 years of age that does not bleed and wears similar attire to that of DEATH, lord of the underworld
1) "have you heard owt of ode scrote?" 2)"Oh shit here comes ode scrote."
by immortal scratend August 6, 2011
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Scrote-Skimming

/ˈskrōt ˌskɪm·ɪŋ/
(noun)

Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.

See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
by Stephy85 July 4, 2025
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Lebanese Scrote

The worst scrote of them all. Foreign and dirty. Smells like gherkin brine and fear.
'That dan johnson, he's such a lebanese scrote'
by Zardino November 19, 2019
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Scroted

Dude, you scroted the keyboard with your Cheetos fingers.
by Mystery Muse December 14, 2021
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Gargle my Scrote

Wendy was giving me shit, so I told her to gargle my scrote before I gave her a Schmack
by Dr. Bocaciac October 18, 2018
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