Scrote-Skimming

/ˈskrōt ˌskɪm·ɪŋ/
(noun)

Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.

• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.

See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent

by Stephy85 July 4, 2025

Scrote

A person who is cocky and annoying, often failing in what they claim to be good at

'Did you see that guy boasting about his throwing?'
'Yeah, he sounds like a scrote'

by Carl Sid man May 15, 2016

Throat scrote

An alternate/slang term for the uvula

"What's that thing that hangs in the back of the throat? You know, the little sack?" "That's the throat scrote dude!"

by _irritant February 15, 2025

Scrote Fote

A pic of your balls without the inclusion of the dick

It’s Thursday. Gotta send the boys a scrote fote so they can check me for cancer

by sir climer the great April 13, 2025

scrote worshiper

one who worships the scrotum, used as an insult

Dammit Kyle, stop being such a scrote worshiper!

by linkman October 22, 2009

the devils scrote

Fireball whiskey, Screech whiskey, pabst blue ribbon and grenadine (for colour)

My good barman , please make me one the devils scrote please.

by zwanguy September 28, 2013

ode scrote

an man over 70 years of age that does not bleed and wears similar attire to that of DEATH, lord of the underworld

1) "have you heard owt of ode scrote?" 2)"Oh shit here comes ode scrote."

by immortal scratend August 6, 2011