SASed

Passtense for SAS (Suck and Swallow)

"How did you date go last Friday?" "It was going good till I SASed him and I haven't heard from him since"

by w&s April 27, 2010

Smashed

1.) To be tired after a long or enduring process.
2.) see drunk

1.) eg. "I'm so smashed after cleaning yesterday"
2.) eg.) "That guy got so smashed he passed out after the party"

by CrispyPotatoes February 19, 2017

cunt-smashed

An extreme version of innebriation, due to the copius intake of drink, drugs or both.

"After 10 cans of Stella, half a bottle of Gordons and his second acid-tab, Melvyn was completely cunt-smashed".

by AGB October 12, 2007

stashed

to put somthing away and then use it later.
like stash but to stash somthing in past tense

jack: i stashed some booze for when we go out camping
bill: sik one m8 dats pretty ill lol dat booze got well stashed

by siked November 26, 2007

smashed rat

When you create a fruit bowl and smash it on a window

That dude just gave us a smashed rat and he left some fromundacheese on the window at the same time

by j_slider January 5, 2005

smashed asshole

pr. sma-sh-d ass-hol

(n. vulgar humour)

1. Something that resembles a compressed rectum or flattened anus

2. A metaphorical term regarding the look of another's pug fugly visage or something disagreeable

Wow! Did you actually try to make your face look like a bag of smashed assholes or were you born that way...?

by Jake-A-Jew August 18, 2006

smashed

to have sex with someone really hard and in a crazy way

Oh who? That girl? Yeah, I smashed her last week, no big deal.

by Mark Abell December 18, 2004