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Samuel

Samuel is a kind hearted, loving, caring boyfriend, that has a monster cock. When I say Monster I really mean it, like Sam's cock is so long and girthy that he has to slide it down one trouser leg and not to mention the sheer velocity of his ballsack. You can see the tension in them, as if they're ready to explode and ejaculate all over every part of the universe and beyond.
by Ray pist moe lester August 2, 2022
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Samuel

Samuel is a kind-hearted person, a little dumb but very smart. He's got the best compliments to give in town. You might always find him stuck in his thought, but don't be upset, because his thoughts are about you. Also he is destined to be a successful storyteller.
It is such a Samuel day! Yeahhhh
by AGlobalPendamic November 23, 2020
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samuel

an absolute chad with behemoth of a cock but his amooma my god
by totallynotrylen February 17, 2022
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Samuel

A person who is mean to others for no reason.
Omg he is being so nasty, he must be called Samuel.
by bobxxxxxpop November 27, 2011
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Samuel

A name used when the real name of the person is unknown
Samuel.
by Samuel? Samuel. September 26, 2010
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samuel

A real sick cunt who gets all the girls but he also has a small dick and he is shy about it
Samuel is so nice
by Uncle Nigel June 28, 2022
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Samuel

Samuel is a very nice guy! He will always make sure you’re okay if he feels he truly hurt you and will apologize. Samuel can be very funny at times but also can be an idiot. Samuel has a very positive energy when he is present. He’s an all around great guy and you’re lucky to have him in your life!
Person 1: …hey who is Samuel?
Person 2:…Oh Samuel? A great guy and friend!!
by AnnoyinGirl3000 November 24, 2020
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