sal mazzola

sal mazzola is a little bitch boy that has a crush on justice (me)

“is that sal mazzola?”
“yeah bro he has a crush on justice (me)”

by milftitfartpoop November 26, 2021

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Sal

Someone who is very kind and caring and just over all an amazing guy who treats women with the utmost respect.

“We all love a Sal”
“That’s so Sal of him”

by Sjishdisoshd July 18, 2025

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When an unattractive male is somehow extremely attractive to women, usually because he is charming, confident, well-dressed and well-groomed.

Two perfect examples are Sal from Impractical Jokers and the YouTuber Chunkz.

Dude, how the fuck does Vincent pull so much?! He's like 5'7" and 200lbs; it defies the laws of time and space!

Nah dude, he just has a Sal Complex.

by gigantichugealphatitanschlong June 1, 2022

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Sal Trend Setta

a guy who makes it his goal to be randomly mean to younger people. At parties, he will try to corrupt their innocence, and accuse them of stealing.
They are usually really skinny and drive dark silver sedans of japanese branding--but other sedans will do.
can be abbreviated to just STS.

Person 1: that guy is such a douche.
Person 2: what a Sal Trend Setta (or STS)

by lookz4buckzz May 18, 2011

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