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Smegma

A dance that was founded by both a TikTok producer and the YouTube star Jay Swingler of TGF
Guy 1: mate why is that dude flapping hims arms about for?
Guy 2: He's doing the smegma dance bro!
Guy 1: ohh that's what that is!
by TheGhxstFrom_GR August 30, 2023
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Smegma

The cheese that they sell in my local store.
Person 1: I'm going to the store, what do you want?
Person 2: Can you pick up some smegma?
Person 1: The fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!
by wendover154 May 6, 2024
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a way to insult a "pretend sigma"
random twelve year old: *says a homophobic comment*
people with common sense: look at that SMEGMA!
by haz3.ox May 7, 2024
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What the smegma

A phrase used to emphasize surprise, similar to “WTF” or “WTH”. In addition to a surprise element, it adds a rather disgusting emotional response.
Is that your mom’s prolapsed butthole? What the smegma!
by Evola May 12, 2024
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Smegma

guy 1: hey man, eating some smeggies (smeggies; plural form of smegma. preferably dried up and eaten in little crisps) and thought of you.

guy 2: can i join?
by bonkersfeet November 28, 2021
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Smegma

i love how this smegma tastes
by foreskinslapper February 18, 2024
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Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.
I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.
by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022
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