rotten bananas

The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.

COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!

SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*

COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!

by Little Nerd May 6, 2006

Rotten Strawberry

(Eating a bowl of delicious strawberry's is a pure pleasure except when the last one is rotten, it ruins the entire experience.)

When someone gives another person a string of compliments followed by a negative remark.

"My boyfriend said my hair looked nice, I smelled great and I looked hot in my new dress. He then fed me a "rotten strawberry" by telling me my ankles were too fat.

by AniMaeWest April 15, 2011

Rotten Kitty

An old dead disgusting pussy that is way out of date

Damn nigga that shit i hit last night was Rotten Kitty

by Hangman June 30, 2004

rotten boy

boys who ignore you, and who are stupid. boys who say they dont want a relationship, but within the same week, they are all up on another slut.

my ex boyfriend is a rotten boy. hes all up on stacy now.

by boysarestupid March 20, 2009

Rotten Mango

The act of doing a 69 but curling into a ball and eating out each others ass hole

I love the taste in my mouth when giving a rotten mango

by Isaac harrison January 1, 2012

Rotten Banana

When a man cuts off his penis, puts it in a trash can, then comes back two weeks later and beats his girlfriend with it.

After Sally pissed off Jim, he gave her a rotten banana.

by Cristler May 17, 2009

Rotten Cotton

Wiping a cottonball on a sweaty ballsack and tossing it at an unsuspecting victim

I just hit bill in the face with a rotten cotton

by Czszombie May 13, 2018