relax hard

Akin to "Work(ing) hard"
Means : Sleeping ( like a log ) like, really into relaxing. And probably, doing other relax(y) stuff too.
Not to be confused with : Slacking off

You: Gonna have a free weekend this week. Any plans?
Me : relax hard

by TsarAlam March 27, 2018

chinese relaxation

When a girl rubs her wet pussy across a man's back, then proceeds to massage it.

Sarah and Jeff had a brief period of Chinese relaxation.

by pablorodrigo January 28, 2016

International relaxing day

On the 24th of November it is International relaxing day. In this day you have to do whatever you want that makes you feel relaxed and no one can stop you!

Woo hoo its International relaxing day I can sleep all day with no interruptions

by $h@Y0^@ November 24, 2022

Hulu & Relax

A very similar description to Netflix and chill, Hulu and relax invlolves fucking rough with Hulu in the background.

Hey Danny, wanna come over for some Hulu & Relax? 💦

by CockCommunications September 03, 2015

Hulu & Relax

Hulu & Relax is another term for Netflix and Chill, but even more hardcore. The male decimates the females bunghole and proceeds to shove large objects up his.

Hey bitch, how much for 3 hours of Hulu & Relax

by The Real Bunghole April 26, 2016

to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

relax your bones

Chill out, take it easy, relax

Settle down Wild Bill, relax your bones.

by BossTruth October 05, 2020