ricky raccoon

When you cover your balls with chocolate and teabag your partners eyes, when you lift your genetalia up from her face, she'll look like a raccoon.

My girl wasn't acting right so I gave her a Ricky raccoon to prove to her she was acting like an animal.

by Grandmafucker May 14, 2016

slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.

"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007

blue raccoon

Slut

Look at the guy in the white truck, his passenger is the same blue raccoon Dennis got with last week.

by francisSharky November 14, 2013

A Filthy Raccoon

When a Girl has a hairy vagina and refuses to shave or keep it well trimmed

Wow bro Fabios sisters got A Filthy Raccoon!
That's crazy bro

by ItVit August 14, 2017

iPad raccoon

Me
I am iPad raccoon

iPad raccoon is awesome!!!!!!
That is that only way to use the definition iPad raccoon!duh!!!!

by iPad racoon January 5, 2021

Raccoon God.

Superior of the monochromed rats.

“It is I, tanu, the raccoon god.”
—written by Amari </333

by anonymousweeeee April 3, 2021

peruvian raccoon

Similar to the peruvian eye goggles, the peruvian raccoon is when you dip your balls into a pile of shit ( preferably human ) and proceed to lay them onto your victim. As you pull the testicles off of your victim you will notice rings around their eyes that resemble a raccoon.

Last night I gave this bitch the dirtiest peruvian raccoon I have ever seen

by captain_emu November 26, 2014