Pizza Math

Counting act associated with sharing pizza between two or more people. As the number of slices diminish those desiring more pizza will attempt to count how many slices each person has consumed in order to figure out if they can legitimately claim the last slice of pizza (usually not wanting to look selfish or like a pig).

I was going to grab the last slice of pepperoni but I did the pizza math and I'd already had more than everyone else.

by Worldwind15 August 1, 2009

Pizza trap

When you reach for a piece of pizza only to discover that the box has been left out and there is no pizza left.

That asshole Zack left a pizza trap for me.

by yhtomit91 October 12, 2011

pizzaing

A way to describe masturbation as an analogy for feeling as good as pizza tastes

Last night I was pizzaing and I've never had a better orgasm in my life!

by NJBassBunny November 6, 2013

pizza4all

when everyone gets a pizza from itaLIA :D

hazza: mate got some pizza

bazza: aye it pizza4all, come on italia

by tonkles April 10, 2015

pizzaholic

Someone who eats pizza more than any other food in their lives.

Them: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Well, I'm a pizzaholic. Pepperoni please.

by WhatsAHandle? March 9, 2016

pizza desert

An address that no pizza restaurant will deliver to.

Awesome new home in the country, Bro, let's order some delivery!

Can't Bro, this place is a total pizza desert.

by Sad_Artax May 4, 2019

Pizza express

A euphemism for “having sex with girls a third of your age on your rich pedofile friends sex island” this is often used by the top 1% often famous men between the age of 50-70 whom have a direct relation with the queen.

Interviewer: where were you on this night?

Prince Andrew: I was at pizza express in Woking

by Thatlilnig November 18, 2019