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horny by proxy

A phenomenon in which if you watch a person (whether it be a vlogger, an actor, or an influencer) talk openly about their sexual desires with an especially salacious attitude, you start thinking about the object person of your affections/desires. while pondering that, you realize just how much you thirst for that person. As a result, while continuing to watch the content creator speak expressively about their "horniness," you lust after the object of your affections, which subconsciously causes you to be horny for that content creator BY PROXY. this can result in you: "missing sexual intercourse, i.e., missing d**k or p***y, wanting to eat someone out, etc.," or "getting the urge to pleasure oneself."

This is a shortened version of the phrase "horny for someone by proxy."

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I was watching this vlogger talk about how much he misses having sex, and that made me think about how much I miss my bf's phallic object. I got so horny by proxy for him.

(Still a work in progress)
by SkodwardeTentacles March 5, 2022
mugGet the horny by proxymug.

Pain Proxy

I became the spouse's pain proxy, their unhealed stuff landed on me
I never agreed to be your pain proxy
mugGet the Pain Proxymug.

Proxy-sex

When an individual sends another person or device to perform sexual actions to the respective partner. During the intercourse the individual sends commands to the person or device to which said person/device performs.
"hey dude I had some proxy-sex"
"you mean e-sex?"
"No dude, proxy-sex"
by Fascist_Gandi August 13, 2025
mugGet the Proxy-sexmug.

Butt muenchousen by proxy

When a parent deliberately puts forth ill symptoms on their child via nasty ass; poisoning food with dingleberries; farting through the vents
Bob you're butt muenchousen by proxy has gotten dangerous, timmy had to be on a ventilator last night.
by Word slayer18769 October 22, 2020
mugGet the Butt muenchousen by proxymug.

rizz by proxy

Needing help from your friends because you can’t flirt so you use their rizz by having them tell you what to say
“Yeah I had to help Sam text Cate so he used my rizz by proxy
by okkkkk27377473 March 11, 2024
mugGet the rizz by proxymug.

Nurse Proxy

“it” egirl. A real life embodiment of a pretty privilege. Gained recognision by cosplaying a school shooter and looking like an Effy Stonem and Belle Delphine love child. Lots of people want to be them, these people r normally pick me edgy cunts.
Person1:,,Wow, why is she trying so hard to be so weird and different?''

Person2:,,Idk man, I guess they just tryna be like Nurse Proxy''
by AutenticalRizzler July 4, 2024
mugGet the Nurse Proxymug.

Vehicular Munchausen's by proxy

When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.
Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.
by lil nugget 360 December 6, 2012
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