Penis Promise

When two men wrap they're dicks together and make a promise

Do you penis promise you won't fuck the dog anymore?

by big hairy nutsack 3 August 18, 2019

promise ring

A ring given by a teenaged boy to hide his infidelities

Sally: "You're cheating on me....I know it!!"
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."

by JoNate F December 28, 2007

florida promise

a verbal agreement made by a floridian, which is usually not kept.

jon made a florida promise, and did not show up.

by chris artis September 28, 2007

promised land

the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land

I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...

He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.

by elvette July 20, 2006

plastic promise

A promise that is never planned to be kept.

Her plastic promise made me feel terrible.

by EpicMC February 3, 2017

politician's promise

Belch,fart,vomit or any other kind of rotten spew that could come out of a person or animal. It is named such because a politican's promise and a burb are worth about the same thing,only difference is that most people excuse themselves after a burp.

BUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!
Dude nice politician's promise!

by rockymntnoysters January 20, 2009

Promise Ring

A ring a girl gets that signifies that she wont be a slut/whore/hoe

Girl:Hey do you have a promise ring?
Girl2:noo....I get some

by realdeal12344 March 18, 2010