screwed the pooch

what white people say when they fuck up

joe : trent, this isnt what i ordered . trent: oh whoopsies i really screwed the pooch.

by pappiihoe March 27, 2017

cooch pooch

buldging area just below the stomach and just above the cooch
most often seen in women that have had children or are bloated due to their period
no matter what they do can never get rid of it

she's not fat she just has a cooch pooch

by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009

porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Sniff the pooch

The act of carefully and cautiously checking out a new person to decide if they're acceptable or not. Originates from the way dogs check each other out upon meeting.

I know you want your boy to come along but I'll have to sniff the pooch first and see if he's cool.

by Commonsinse February 14, 2006

hoopin the pooch

First utilized by Louis Dechamps, a skilled mechanic with a very technical vocabulary. Two potential meanings (1) To drink alcohol. (2) to do absolutely nothing or to be slacking while work is to be done.

"stop hoopin the pooch and get back to work"

by L.S. November 23, 2006

Pooch Tea

The end result of brewing used fat girl panties in boiling water. If its a fat southern girl then you have Sweet Pooch Tea

Hey mom, may I have some more pooch tea?

by Nick Sigona October 2, 2007

Pooch Sack

1.)noun. A pooch sack is the woman's vaginal area, when it gets strangled by an artical of clothing, particularly spandex leotards, and looks like a little sack. also can be called a mooseknuckle or camel toe.
2.)noun. A short, firecrotch little girl who wears yellow eyeshadow and has very peanutty nipples.

"You listen here and you listen good, I like pooch sack and only pooch sack. K? K."

by dUB DizzLE for sure. June 13, 2008