Polar Bear Bags

The reusable shopping bags that you can now purchase at grocery stores, instead of using paper or plastic... in hopes that they will decrease global warming, and in effect, save the polar bears.

"Mom, how much did you spend on those Polar Bear Bags?"

by ChristieD June 27, 2008

PhoBAR'd

Photoshopped Beyond All Recognition

Lindsay Lohan has agreed to pose for Playboy. Her stipulation, besides the $1 million pay check, is that they are tasteful. I am going to assume that "tasteful" in this case translates to PhoBAR'd.

by ShadowBlade2525 October 27, 2011

polar pissing

Pissing in extremely cold temperatures, usually so cold that the pee freezes in midair.

Man 1: Aw man! I went polar pissing again and my pee froze!
Man 2: Well next time, try not to stick your dick out and piss when the temperature is below zero. Polar pissing is dangerous to your health.
Man 1: Gee, thanks, I'll remember that next time my piss freezes inside my dick.

by Random Person From Canada January 15, 2014

Polar Barely

When you wish you were an Eskimo brother with another man but couldn't seal the deal.

I wish we were Eskimo brothers because Natasha is so hot, but I'm only polar barely there.

by Ultimatefish January 28, 2017

Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.

A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.

by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 22, 2017

Polar bear jerk circle

Just imagine having a jerk circle out in the snow butt naked with all your bros and you all jizz at the same time and it freezes mid air

Bro I can’t wait for that polar bear jerk circle next winter

by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 4, 2019

Polar Cunt

A woman that cheats on a man more than once behind his back.

You slept with Brian James Craig and Neil? You are such a polar cunt!

by Death-RattleRandy February 22, 2020