Planting Bulbs

The stuffing of one's testicles into the anus of another.

I was planting bulbs with your mom last night.

by Placebo Nightingale September 21, 2012

Ignore the plant

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.

Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.

by suchabigdildo August 18, 2012

Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 22, 2010

Planting Party

A small get-together with 5-10 people where you smoke massive quantities of marijuana and listen to some groovy tunes to celebrate one's planting of his marijuana crop.

Jeremy: "Yeah dude, I'm going to be having a Planting Party Friday starting at 7 to celebrate the planting of my crop."

Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"

Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."

Dustin: "Awesome, man."

by Easy Rider 1 April 2, 2007

Plant-Juice

Plant-Juice is a word that describes any weird looking juice that comes from plant origins.

Morgan drank his Plant-Juice, he said it tasted like a mixture of Orange juice and Mango juice.

by Jellyfish_Juice November 3, 2018

plant worker

(Male) A talentless douche who makes a massive amount of money and usually has their job because of a family member or friend. Has tendencies to be a dumbass motherfucker behind the wheel and is slower than shit and inconveniences you when your in a hurry. (Female) A industrial grade whore.

Bob is late for work because a plant worker can’t add and was attempting to buy everything in the convenience store.

by Fire reaper January 17, 2018

Plant Abuser

a plant abuser is someone who only eats plants (like a vegan)

vegan: omg people who eat meat are animal abusers!
someone: well guess what susan! vegans are plant abusers!
vegan: dang i just got roasted...

by imjoking December 10, 2018