Penile Beads

A Penile Bead is similar to Anal Beads, differing in shape and size. The beads have been elongated to be placed easily into the hole of the penis and the size has decreased, although you can buy several different sizes.

"Hey sexy, guess what I bought?" "Yes, Molly?" "Mmm I bought you some Penile Beads!" "Oh Molly!!"

by PenilleBeeeeds May 5, 2010

penile annihilation

v. the act of removing your, or someone else's penis via knife, gun, sulfuric acid, rpg, manganese heptoxide, or nitric acid.

Person 1: i committed penile annihilation on some kid that was asking if i had games on my phone
Person 2: what the fuck

by StrixxorNQ October 7, 2022

Penile Enhancement

Telling your dick to "git gud" in battle eg; becoming bigger and harder to bone.

My girlfriend told me i should get a penile enhancement, she keeps teabagging me with hers, and it has been on penile enhancement since we met.

by Dodre November 3, 2016

penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

Penile Epilepsy

The condition responsible for the spasm which occurs immediately prior to premature ejaculation.

Your Mother: "Oh, are you...finished? Already?"
Me: "Damn I TOLD you I got penile epilepsy."

by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011

Penile worms

Small legless invertebrate parasites that occupy the inside of an unclean penile cavity.

I was really in love with Larry. He had such a nice cock and the sex was great. But when those maggot-like penile worms crawled out of his pee-hole, I called it quits pronto. How gross!

by Reguiba November 5, 2010

Penile Pete

A joyful way of greeting a male whos name is peter.

Penile pete...thee creation parkus, wherist thou control thy action!

by MitchellR August 3, 2006