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Ansh Patel

Absolutely no testosterone.
Everybody stays far away from him.
Loses his heterosexuality when entering the premises of Costa Rica.
Owns a Cosmetic Treadmill™.
by AnshPatelHater June 3, 2025
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Owais Patel

A person that goes to school to spy on the children their and act like he is one of them

They are the biggest NPC known to mankind, they have a code where they have to pay for food as a daily subscription fee to the friend group they are spying on, this however is funded by the UK government
"OMG look at that person over there, they are such an Owais Patel."
"What an NPC there such an Owais Patel"
by MottyScotty October 18, 2022
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Matthew Patel

THE BEST MAN TO EXIST ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH
IF YOU WANT FIGHT ME‼️‼️🗣🙏
HA! UR NOT THE BRIGHTEST🗣🙏
Person one: Hear me out...Matthew patel-
Person two: NO.
by GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR December 10, 2023
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Kash Patel

Kash Patel
(noun / verb)
1. A person who takes trifling shortcuts even when it ruins quality.
2. Someone who lies, exaggerates, or fabricates credentials to get ahead.
3. To under-deliver while hyping yourself up as if you’re top tier
Examples:
• “Bro turned in that half-baked report? Straight Kash Patel.”
• “Don’t Kash Patel your way through this project, we’ll all look bad.”
• “She Kash Pataled the interview—made up experience and hoped no one checked.”

Synonyms: janky, phony, bootleg, half-steppin’.
by Mr Lucky 737 September 24, 2025
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Shubh Patel

a person with an incredibly small penis and jerks off to his own cheeks all day
by themoggerofallfries January 16, 2025
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Jamie Patel

You: What is A Feeder?

Me: Jamie Patel
by oRGBo January 8, 2014
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Kai Patel

A kai is like a fish you should kill it - when they’re out and about they’re mistaken for being gender fluid but they’re ragingly into fucking bees
boy 1. who’s that person fucking a bee and shouting kill all men
boy 2: that’s kai patel
by userrrree1232 May 24, 2023
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