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Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020
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Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.
by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020
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sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad
That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet
by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022
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Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.
Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.
by Elise girly May 19, 2021
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Toilet Paper

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.
by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022
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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
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Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate
Nice try chief😂

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by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021
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