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Pair Bonding

Oh wow! A porn girl is invoking pair bonding!? Holy shit the red-pill is kicking in!
Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
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Alpha pair

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.
Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
by Zms5063 July 10, 2024
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Right Pair of Fags

Common insult and greeting used by pikeys. It is used regardless of whether the pikey is talking to 2 people. Possibly caused by lead poisoning after stealing metal from church roofs.
Shemus: What are you looking at you right pair of fags
Single Bystander: What are you talking about you stupid ginger cunt, I am the only one here.
by Rich Stone August 27, 2013
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Canon pairing

A canon pairing in fiction is a couple accepted as official by the author and a large part of the fanbase.
Eren and Mikasa from Attack On Titan are a canon pairing
by Lahavas October 27, 2021
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Alpha pair

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.
Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
by Zms5063 July 10, 2024
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Forced Pairing

When a character in an online roleplay session is forced to be in a relationship as part of god-modding on the other character's half and not willingly, the character in general may claim that it is willing but it comes across as more like Stockholm Syndrome.
'Dylan and Brandon are not a couple in the RP, it's a Forced Pairing because Dylan is mind controlling him'.
by MM132 March 4, 2019
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