A short, midget-esque girl whos main purpose in life is to find and defeat voldemort. She carrys around a wand and a book of spells to defeat her enemies. Paige often cackles at the moon late at night in hopes to attract her one true love: Edward Cullen. Paige eagerly awaits each morning to mousse her hair up and yell at a friend of hers. She is often compared to golem from lord of the rings, and loves to wear pants that are too big so that she has a "pouch" as marsupials do. Paige's diet consists of celery and capers. Everyone has a friend like Paige.
Paige is truly one of a kind!
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Get the Paige mug.Paige is an amazing best friend with an amazing boyfriend who she loves so much. She loves zombies, Jenna Marbles(from YouTube), the color green, & wants a green punch buggie. Loves her friends very dearly and keeps all their secrets. She is an all out perfect girl!
And she has a lesbian lover named Katelyn!
And she has a lesbian lover named Katelyn!
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sometimes she's cool is kinky and has sex on bestfriends bedrooms floors
sometimes she's cool is kinky and has sex on bestfriends bedrooms floors
by shane tremblay July 4, 2010
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by yuhh_huh? August 7, 2009
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Paige is a little shit.
by JQR34 July 28, 2019
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Suits: Keron, Jaskson, Noah, Cooper, Sean.
2: She is a very smart girl who gives the best advice. She's very trustworthy, and she is very private. She knows everything about but you know nothing about her. She seems like a tough, carefree, evil, psychotic, strong girl... But really she is sensitive, she's been through hell and had her heart broken, she always fall hard and fast for the wrong guys and is a great kisser. She notices everything and she only loves one or two people... But when she loves someone, she loves them more than herself.
Suits:
Louie
Cole
Adam
Patrick
Ryan
Kingston
Jess
Dylan
Caleb
James
Suits: Keron, Jaskson, Noah, Cooper, Sean.
2: She is a very smart girl who gives the best advice. She's very trustworthy, and she is very private. She knows everything about but you know nothing about her. She seems like a tough, carefree, evil, psychotic, strong girl... But really she is sensitive, she's been through hell and had her heart broken, she always fall hard and fast for the wrong guys and is a great kisser. She notices everything and she only loves one or two people... But when she loves someone, she loves them more than herself.
Suits:
Louie
Cole
Adam
Patrick
Ryan
Kingston
Jess
Dylan
Caleb
James
by Miller11 November 6, 2019
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