Snap Paddling

The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.
“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”

“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”
by Steven dickerson November 18, 2018
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paddle pilot

A video game player that only plays on game consoles such as Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox. They are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. All consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle
"Hey did you ask James how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new Call of Duty? " "Naw, he's just a paddle pilot, and wouldn't understand"
by Oregonian_Son August 31, 2017
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Floppycock paddle

When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.
Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!
by Lord knows January 13, 2020
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Paddle-Friday

When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.
Look at that very small headed man in the sea. It must be Paddle-Friday
by Humphrey1 August 30, 2018
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Paddle peeking

When one glances at another’s phone without permission.
Dan: (looks at Carl’s phone)
Carl: What up bro?! No paddle peeking!
by Adoreizi March 14, 2020
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Rolie Polie Paddling

Spanking. Used in the Playhouse Disney cartoon Rolie Polie Olie.
Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!

Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
by TiggerCelestia06 December 21, 2019
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