up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.

-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."

by Coran17 October 18, 2023

ping pong paddle body bitch

A taco body bitch
Johnny Bravo body bitch

You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.

by Dolla Dolla Bill Lady November 17, 2023

Dawgy Paddle

That thing African Americans do (or don’t do if we’re honest) in the pool. You know exactly what we mean.

“Man, Jerome done did the dawgy paddle. Rest in peace homie.”

by Ohioan By Choice December 2, 2023

swiss paddle

The female version of the Dutch Rudder.

Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.

by Achilyous October 29, 2020

piddy-paddling

the act of being indecisive even though you act like you want one thing but choose the other

Josh: Stop piddy-paddling! you act like you love me but you still dont make our relationship official!

by LoserPopculture February 9, 2021

Meat paddles

Word for feet

I would love to suck on your meat paddles

by gregmeat July 20, 2022

Back-paddling

Like back-peddling refers to when you pedal backwards on a bike. Back-paddling is trying to back-peddle when you have no solid ground to stand on like in the ocean.

He still thinks he's winning, dude is just a back-paddling Pirate of the I don't Caribbean

by Mohawk Joey June 29, 2022