monkey peen

When someone has a small penis like a monkey.

She was laughing at Tom and his monkey peen

by Smiles at the bay November 7, 2020

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quant peen

A reflection of your quantitative abilities. Instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the shit out of something. Signs of having a massive quant peen include going to MIT or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd.

Joey Z has a fucking HUUUUGE quant peen. Did you _see_ him solve that math problem in less than 1 sec?!?! :O

by askbbj July 17, 2016

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pending peen

when a girl (or guy) doesn't add some guy back on snapchat that sends dick pics. thus, there are pending and unreceived dick pics.

"This guy with the username pussyslayer69 just added me and I probably have at least one pending peen now."

by stain45 January 19, 2018

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Peen Juice

a cloud juice that is drank out of water bottle where the drinking spout looks like a baby penis

Brittany loves drinking that peen juice

by therightdefinition12 November 9, 2012

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peen scene

peen - short for penis
A general view of the males in a designated area; a phrase often used in wonder of how hot the guys in the area are.

ex: at the mall, in a bar, at a party.

Janastasia: eyo what's the peen scene in town look like?

Katinka: eh it's better than yesterday, more of the douch-ey looking peen that you like more than the hipster-y peen i like

Janastasia: cool i'm getting into a cab now see you soon

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Rhiannon: the peen scene here isn't lookin too big

Jamie: you're right but let's stay here and get drinks anyways so we don't get hit on for awhile, especially by those bald guys with the liver spots.

Rhiannon: aight.

by ScarletSkyeMelody August 3, 2011

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