Ostrich

A girl of average looks who seems to deem herself of better standing than you: a ropey looking bird who looks down on you.

That barmaids one fucking ostrich.

by Saoirse September 1, 2003

Ostrich size

To mock. Make fun of. To compare to an ostrich.

I'm gonna ostrich size that punk ass kid.

by OpethRules April 14, 2003

ostrich-explosion

a larger than normal ostrich or mega-ostrich as it is commonly known, explodes and the scattered remains form several new ostriches. most commonly seen in ostriches native to Denmark.

"dude did you see that ostrich-explosion!"
"no"

by cat pajamas 98 August 5, 2008

Ostrich belt

Twisting the testes around the penis and placing them above one's belt buckle. This resembles a belt made of ostrich skin.

Dude, we got so drunk last night that I showed everyone my ostrich belt.

by Amiga de los chupacabras July 6, 2010

Angry Ostrich

The violent waving of arms that occurs, during love making, when the mate "accidentally" slips it in the back door.

I tried going in the back door and she was waving her arms like an Angry Ostrich.

by Cmac1975 February 14, 2017

Irish Ostrich

Someone who is unlucky. Originally derived from an unlucky animal killed by an motor vehicle in Australia. The "Irish" in name refers to the animal acting drunk. For example, animals like kangaroos or ostriches can jump towards speeding vehicles nonsensically.

You're as lucky as an Irish Ostrich on the pokies mate

by Slang Sultan June 19, 2023

ostrich hunter and chair slider boy

The best superhero tandum since batman and robin

"Yo man you c ostrich hunter and chair slider boy doubled team that ho last nite? fuckin piiiimps"

by OHCSB December 2, 2004